Crap Shrimp Hate
The first hate-on comic here is for LaVonne. She had a rather unpleasant experience with Marie Callender’s Shrimp Scampi. I had a similar experience with this den of tiny rubbery shrimp served with mushy linguini and squishy bell peppers served in a soup of slick garlic “butter” sauce. If you like your shrimp small, slippery and with the texture of an Artgum eraser, this is a deliciously sodium-filled addition to your diet. If you’d rather eat crustaceans that are more tender than a truck tire, and bigger than a decimal, skip this frustrating food of fail.
Keep Your Arms In The Car!
Speaking of trucks, Fairpoppet rightly pointed out that people need to keep their damn arms inside their cars. Unless you find severed arms to be a turn-on, you need to listen to your mom on this one. Seriously.
