Single panel comic:
Two exotic dancers are working a pole in tandem at a gentlemen's club. One is blonde and buxom; the other brunette with pig tails. They are being watched by Dmitri and two other men sitting by the stage.
Narrator To the reader: Things That Bring Forth Hate
Dancer One To the audience: Dollar coins! This isn't effing Canada!!
Dancer Two To the audience: Tips must be put in our thongs.
Dmitri To his fellow audience members: Don't be dicks, guys. Tip 'em twenties.
Written by
acemachiavelli
*smirks* reminds me of an old cartoon I’d seen once with this fellow trying to, uhm, “run” his credit card through a dancer/stripper’s “slot” with the tagline of ”I am NOT an ATM, sir!”
Men who go to strippers really should be more courteous to these ladies. Most of these assholes aren’t there because they are masters of seduction, let alone social interaction with the feminine gender. I am of the belief that these women worked too hard to put up with coins or dollars. If a man wants cheap breasts he should just go online and download porn. Better yet, he should learn some manners and treat the lovelies with respect, preferably outside of a gentleman’s club.
never said better!
admittedly I’m far from a “master seductor,” myself – but being a fairly-oblivious “dirty” gentleman and having friends that are/were in the industry I know better than to treat lovelies as such! Too bad not everyone does – these ain’t the dollar slots, folks!
As someone who works in the industry, I approve this message.