Transcript: English

Single panel comic:

Two exotic dancers are working a pole in tandem at a gentlemen's club. One is blonde and buxom; the other brunette with pig tails. They are being watched by Dmitri and two other men sitting by the stage.

Narrator To the reader: Things That Bring Forth Hate

Dancer One To the audience: Dollar coins! This isn't effing Canada!!

Dancer Two To the audience: Tips must be put in our thongs.

Dmitri To his fellow audience members: Don't be dicks, guys. Tip 'em twenties.

Written by acemachiavelli