The Upir's Mark Blog
This blog comes from an alternate reality. It's what happens when the members Siberia's most shocking band grow up, get married and move to Minnesota. Either that, or it's a semi-autobiographical blog hidden under layers of strippers, freakiness and metaphor. In any case, the Upir's Mark blog can be dirty, funny, but mostly bloggy! A Velvet Rasputin Comic
I suppose callin’ ‘em “lovely” or “darlin’” probably isn’t much better?
You are incorrect. You may call a woman “lovely” or “darling” if she is playful and welcoming of your advances. As a matter a fact, at a strip joint, it’s expected. If she’s a bulldyke or behaves like a suburban-bread humorless woman who hates men, these types of compliments from a man may not be welcomed.
that explains most of the responses I get, then.
then again, most women (assuming I don’t already know them) tend to ignore anything I say anyways. *shrugs*
You need to start hitting on a different class of woman. Unfortunately, I know from personal experience, that such women require a lot of saintly patience and a very sturdy prophylactic.