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This blog comes from an alternate reality. It's what happens when the members Siberia's most shocking band grow up, get married and move to Minnesota. Either that, or it's a semi-autobiographical blog hidden under layers of strippers, freakiness and metaphor. In any case, it can be dirty, funny, but mostly bloggy!
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mmmm… especially when they’re warm and fresh…
(damn, now I’m craving croissants and every place I know that has them – without some oddity shoved into it – they’re cold *sighs*)
Perkins’ croissants are, btw/fyi, not “real” croissants – somethin’ just tastes … off about ‘em. *deep sigh* They don’t have ‘em often, but when they do
mmmm… especially when they’re warm and fresh…
(damn, now I’m craving croissants and every place I know that has them – without some oddity shoved into it – they’re cold *sighs*)
Mmmm…
Perkins’ croissants are, btw/fyi, not “real” croissants – somethin’ just tastes … off about ‘em. *deep sigh* They don’t have ‘em often, but when they do
Croissants should taste like butter and flour, not pancake mix.