The Upir's Mark Blog
This blog comes from an alternate reality. It's what happens when the members Siberia's most shocking band grow up, get married and move to Minnesota. Either that, or it's a semi-autobiographical blog hidden under layers of strippers, freakiness and metaphor. In any case, the Upir's Mark blog can be dirty, funny, but mostly bloggy! A Velvet Rasputin Comic
Okay, let’s see what’ you got
I got a ten-inch uncircumcised penis, a sweet ass, sweeter moves, two holes in my nipples, four tattoos, hair on my chest and the best masturbation show in the gay webcam circuit.
You are the John that watches my camshow, right?
I hope so. Otherwise, this will be fucking embarrassing.
John, you need a gravatar.
I know right? I technically have a gravatar, but for some weird reason it isn’t functional. I gotta say though, dude’s got balls for being one of Dmitri’s cam buddies and posting a comment in the blog. Especially since I can see his email. It’s kind of cool to see my husband’s customers on here.
He is one of your customers, right, Dima? Or are you trollin’ hard?
Hello VL Boss #2. You know John? Is he my John? He clammed up.
Doing the Macarena would be worse if there was spandex involved. This chick is at least wearing a skirt.
OH MY GOSH! Don’t even say that. It’s bad enough that Dima borrowed stripper clothes for that little skit.
HA! I can not only wear spandex, I rock spandex. See this outfit? Spandex. There’s a reason I exercise. I must look sexy when I camwhore or strip for strippers.