Single frame
Dmitri is looking down at Cat with displeasure. The feline is in a packing box. Dmitri is wearing all black gothic clothing.
Dmitri To Cat I bought you a two-hundred dollar cat tree and a skitty bed! Get out of my packing box you ungrateful bastard.
Written by
Vas
(heh… hehehe)
gotta love it… that’s exactly how the cats I used to live with acted.
and while it’s humerous, it’s annoying as all get out!
This cat is a son of a bitch, let me tell you.
That’s right! My furbaby is a son of a bitch. *Arf arf* Leash me, baby!
На Колени, сука.
Трахни меняяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяя!!! Ты сводишь меня с ума!
Ты самый, самый, самый… Хочу твои губы.
Ты настоящий полковник! С тобой пойдёт любая – от уборщицы до королевы! ЯхочутебяЯхочутебяЯхочутебяЯхочутебя!
We must go now. Sasha and I need to talk about the proper care of pets.
Jesus you two! Get a room next time.
Para que tu puedas poner grabar todos nuestros actos de sexo? Tu es una perverta.
No me jodas perro. Yo tengo el Liquid Paper en mano y soy la amiga personal del Chupacabras. No me hagas cambiar el libreto.
I’m soooo scared.
Sweetie, if I were you, I’d drop it. NOW!
We’ll be good.
Groovy.
*backs slowly away from the conversations he did not understand yet was mildly frightened of the consequences involved*
[ thinking happy cat-in-a-box thoughts... like "accidentally" mailing to iowa ]
I am certain Dmitri would love that as well.
You people…
>:-(