The Upir's Mark Blog

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FRAME ONE

[Sasha is crying tears of joy. Dmitri look at zir tenderly. Sasha is wearing a peach shirt. Dmitri is wearing a purple The Fags concert shirt.]

DMITRI: You've been my friend since we were children, and you haven't been happy since you developed male traits in your teens. Your happier now and I want to get you fixed...

FRAME TWO

[Dmitri and Sasha hug. Floaty hearts are Flying all over the place.]

DMITRI: All keep the way...

FRAME THREE

[Sasha shoots a dirty look at Dmitri. Dmitri takes an insecure stance.]

DMITRI: By the way, I'm auditioning for porno...

SASHA: Break a cock.

DMITRI: Thanks?