The Upir's Mark Blog

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ABOVE FRAME ONE

NARRATOR: Porn Audition

FRAME ONE

[Dmitri is shirtless and wearing leather pants. He is speaking to a redheaded casting director was visibly pregnant is wearing a yellow baby doll dress with the words, " Baby on board." She looks like she could have been a porn star herself and is very attractive.]

DIRECTOR: You're fucking gorgeous. You're really thirty nine?

DMITRI: Yup yup.

DIRECTOR: Gay scenes, straight. It's all cool with you?

FRAME TWO

DMITRI: [Closeup of Dmitri smiling.] capitalized as long as I can wear protection.

FRAME THREE

DIRECTOR: [Closeup of director looking uncomfortable.] I'm sorry... People don't buy porn with condoms. We test...

FRAME FOUR

DMITRI: My best friend had AIDS. See ya.