Transcript: English
TRANSCRIPT
FRAME ONE
[Dmitri is at an airport standing next to a TSA agent. Dmitri looks maliciously gleeful, is wearing in a AC/DC concert tee shirt and a kilt. The TSA agent looks agitated with clenched fists and a disgusted expression. He is shaking.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: I am glad that our car and condo are paid off
TSA AGENT: FFUUUU!!! Kilt!
FRAME TWO
[Sasha is standing in the frame alone and is wearing a burka.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: We don't have any debt to worry about.
DMITRI OFF SCENE: How can you wear a burka?
SASHA: They don't grope or porno scan the Muslim chicks. That's how!
FRAME THREE
[Dmitri and Sasha are seated next to each other inside an airplane. Sasha is lifting up the face veil. They gaze at each other lovingly.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: Dmitri still gets royalty checks from his new age albums.
FRAME FOUR
[An airplane is flying through a sunny sky with scattered clouds.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: Things are going to work out. They will.
FRAME ONE
[Dmitri is at an airport standing next to a TSA agent. Dmitri looks maliciously gleeful, is wearing in a AC/DC concert tee shirt and a kilt. The TSA agent looks agitated with clenched fists and a disgusted expression. He is shaking.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: I am glad that our car and condo are paid off
TSA AGENT: FFUUUU!!! Kilt!
FRAME TWO
[Sasha is standing in the frame alone and is wearing a burka.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: We don't have any debt to worry about.
DMITRI OFF SCENE: How can you wear a burka?
SASHA: They don't grope or porno scan the Muslim chicks. That's how!
FRAME THREE
[Dmitri and Sasha are seated next to each other inside an airplane. Sasha is lifting up the face veil. They gaze at each other lovingly.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: Dmitri still gets royalty checks from his new age albums.
FRAME FOUR
[An airplane is flying through a sunny sky with scattered clouds.]
SASHA AS NARRATOR: Things are going to work out. They will.
Written by 
Vas
Vas
└ Tags: holidays
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