3D and Vlogs

The Lapdance Is Worse When the Stripper Actually Likes You

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No Booze for my Birthday

I Went To the Playa and All I Got Is a Sunburn.

Do they call it Burning Man because men get sunburnt?

YAY! My honey is out of the freak factory!

You too were a douchebag in your twenties!

The shrinks and I had a lot of heated arguments since I last posted here.  We made a compromise.

Invega = Shitty patent extender that’s totally inappropriate for my husband.  So back to alprazolam.

Lamictal = Less risky to Dmitri’s liver than Depakote, especially since he can drink like a motherfucker when he feels like it.  Also, the docs lowered his Zoloft, but in return he has to take yoga classes and participate in all sorts of sensitive new age crapola.  How did I agree to this?  They claim that his sex drive might increase with less Zoloft.

Slightly enthusiastic sex rather than half assed making-out?  For Sasha?  After how many years?   The risk is so worth it.  Anyway, I posted some RC wallpaper for you sick freaks.  Shirtless Dmitri at any age is HAWT!