Posts tagged dammit

Fuck You Very Much PETA Mofos!

Tilting Windmills

I hunt because animals are useful and killing people is illegal.

The Grin

I know what boys know...

This is why my teenager gives me nightmares…

I love my daughter, but I hate her current developmental stage.  She met a boy who can beat her at Kung Fu.  This does not make me happy.

I feel much better now that Sasha has been properly flogged, but I am absolutely petrified by this turn of events.  Maybe that abstinence-based education shit isn’t such a bad idea.  I did not just type that.  I shudder at the hormone monsters of adolescence.

Daddy’s Girl Indeed…