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Posts tagged gender realignment
Thanks for noticing, asshole.
Oct 21st
So I got my hair cut. Dmitri did not notice. He was more interested in my boobs.
On the bright side, he’s past the point of denial.
Sigh.
Gender Realignment Update #1
May 25th
I am too excited to sleep. My hormone therapy begins today. Dmitri has been rather pissy about me going through with the GR. Thankfully, he knows that I must embark on this trek, whether he likes it or not. He isn’t supportive, but he isn’t a total douche either. As I prepare to get myself repaired, there are a few things I need to do before I go through with the surgeries:
- I would like to go down to a (women’s) size 12. I am not happy with my huge fat ass, but I can live with being a Reubenesque Amazon. I realize that my biological sperm donor was a fat ass, and that my metabolism is fucked from starving to death when I was a teenager. These realities are not excuses for me to waste my time watching the Discovery channel, playing XBox and eating bacon cheeseburgers. Instead, I’ll walk, dance and eat bacon-wrapped water chestnuts. Quitting bacon is just too unrealistic for me.
- I am going to see if I can get my body hair removed. I do not want to be the stereotypical Russian woman who has more body hair than a yeti.
- I am trying to decide whether to get the surgeries done in Thailand, domestically, elsewhere, or more than one place.
So much to do.
