Insert YouTubery here.

It didn’t snow this afternoon. It sprinkled. The flakes were barely noticeable. Yet, Dmitri managed to get the car into a ditch. Brilliant.


Thank the gods N is staying in a hotel. She and Sasha in the same room for more that five minutes is never good. I am pretty sure Sasha is going to have a shit when I tell him I’m taking her out to the Glitter Ball.