Posts tagged that sucks

The Lapdance Is Worse When the Stripper Actually Likes You

Insert YouTubery here.

Time to get back on track.

Driving in Minnesota Winter Turn People Into Inept Crabmonsters

It didn’t snow this afternoon.  It sprinkled.  The flakes were barely noticeable.  Yet, Dmitri managed to get the car into a ditch.  Brilliant.

Bad Driving

UGH! Catfights

Bitch!

Thank the gods N is staying in a hotel.  She and Sasha in the same room for more that five minutes is never good.  I am pretty sure Sasha is going to have a shit when I tell him I’m taking her out to the Glitter Ball.