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Happy Birthday To Me?
Feb 15th
My sweet and silly sister Ducky, called me for my birthday. Once again she’s pregnant and she’s still married to Adonis Seal Clubber. It’s so not fair that she married him. I crushed on him like crazy. Oh well, they are such a cute couple. She also mailed me some homemade blankets. I hope I get them soon. She makes the warmest blankets in the entire universe.
How old am I now? I still have no idea what my actual age is. My driver’s license says that I was born on February 15, 1975, but that date out was pulled out of some bureaucratic ass. All I know is that I am an Aquarius, for sure. I wonder if carbon dating works on people.
Driving in Minnesota Winter Turn People Into Inept Crabmonsters
Dec 1st
It didn’t snow this afternoon. It sprinkled. The flakes were barely noticeable. Yet, Dmitri managed to get the car into a ditch. Brilliant.
