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A Cannibal’s Paradise

We Actually Played Live!

One of these things is not like the other.

Retired at 29

Whether I’m a vet or not, I’ll always be a soldier.  It’s really good to be back in America for good, but I think that if my country needs me again whether as an enlisted babe, an agent or contractor, I think I would do it all over again.  I’ve been in the business of doing dirty deeds for really expensive for many years, and frankly taking down the bad guys has been the best job I could’ve ever asked for.  I think Deb would be of the same opinion if she were better.  It’s too bad she can’t tell me anymore, but someday, she will. Debora is a strong woman, and I don’t mean in the Oprah-way, and she’s really stubborn too.  I will always love her for that.

I’m gonna be thirty next year.  That blows me away.  I hear that I still have an incredibly awesome body.  I kind of have to, my fake boobs are really heavy and I need some serious upper body strength to keep them afloat without fucking my knees and back over.  Maybe I should get smaller implants.  What do you think? I don’t want to take them out because I like them, and I really need them for my current job as a pin-up girl.  But, they sometimes feel like a bit too much fun. I think I should put up some new pics of me up.  Should I keep my hair short, or should I grow it out again.  I used to have bright pink hair, but now I use a wig.  I don’t really give a shit, because I can’t see it, but some feedback would be cool.

OH MY CENSORSHIP!

Maybe I should write my memoirs someday.  I have way too much to say.