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The craziest time of my life, and that of Upir’s Mark as well, happened at the fall of the Soviet Union in Irkutsk. We were young, reckless and too stupid to realize that we weren’t very mature. Here are some drawings that I saved from that period, along with some stories. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Upir’s Mark Brings You A Hate On Request From @Shinobicow776
on March 21, 2011 at 9:49 pmPosted In: Specials
Cut In Line Hate
@Shinobicow776 on Twitter told Velvet Rasputin , “[I] desperately hate people that cut in line at amusement parks when waiting for a ride… grrrr….” We fucking hate those people too, with extra hate sauce. Unlike real life people with manners, we at Upir’s Mark take care of these rude bastards. So @Shinobicow776, your hateful comic is the first request we grant. Enjoy!
If any of you people out there on Internet Land have a hate on request, we will grant it for a limited time. Just leave it in the comments section or tweet Velvet Rasputin at http://twitter.com/velvetrasputin.
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Made by request of Crazy Average. Want to request your own hateful comic on the Upir’s Mark blog? It’s free and it’s evil. Let us know!
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Skaja Wills Hates One-Sided Friendships, Especially On Her Birthday!
on April 7, 2011 at 12:26 amPosted In: Specials
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Crap Shrimp Hate
The first hate-on comic here is for LaVonne. She had a rather unpleasant experience with Marie Callender’s Shrimp Scampi. I had a similar experience with this den of tiny rubbery shrimp served with mushy linguini and squishy bell peppers served in a soup of slick garlic “butter” sauce. If you like your shrimp small, slippery and with the texture of an Artgum eraser, this is a deliciously sodium-filled addition to your diet. If you’d rather eat crustaceans that are more tender than a truck tire, and bigger than a decimal, skip this frustrating food of fail.
Keep Your Arms In The Car!
Speaking of trucks, Fairpoppet rightly pointed out that people need to keep their damn arms inside their cars. Unless you find severed arms to be a turn-on, you need to listen to your mom on this one. Seriously.
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Why do some people even bother to drive?
Lupi and Slaveboy, we feel your pain. Literally.
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Hello y’all,
This is the woman behind the curtain on this blog. Today is the 5th anniversary of Rasputin Catamite, the comic that started the entire Upir’s Mark Blog saga. To celebrate, the occasion, I have re-uploaded the majority of the original Rasputin Catamite archives here. The art and story is a lot different than what is currently on the rebooted version of the story, but it’s fun to look at how far the whole project has evolved. I still have some stuff to upload, but I figure that what I have here thus far goes a long way to rebuilding those old archives and acknowledging all of the people who contributed in making Velvet Rasputin what it is today. Let me know what you think of all the craziness in the old archives. Feedback is always appreciated.
Cheers,
Vas
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Med Adjustment Hate
I did not need this. The shrinks were adjusting Dmitri’s meds earlier in the week. Today sounded like an insane Twitter stream from another dimension. He babbled incessantly and would not shut up. He explained to me that the ghost of a camel, or something like that was controlling his mind through the keyboard of the goddess. He claimed that an ant society is petitioning for connection to the human Internet, because Facebook overwhelmed by pictures of discarded candy. WTF!?!
Dissociative State Hate
Did I mention that my beloved started running around in the living room half naked, screaming even more nonsense. Yep… It’s one of those days. I took him to the doctor. They gave him a shot of Ativan and now he seems better. Actually, he’s passed out now, but that’s a drastic improvement in his case.
I swear! Every time they adjust his meds or take one of them away, this stupidity happens. I hope he’s functional soon. We were supposed to go out on a date.
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