Upir's Mark

Laisa Explains Why College Sucks

Laisandra Press — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:00:41 +0000

March Pin-Up

Vanesa — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:04:20 +0000

Jayda’s Car is Fixed

Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666 — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:00:34 +0000

The Lapdance Is Worse When the Stripper Actually Likes You

Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666 — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:42:42 +0000

Insert YouTubery here.

A Cannibal’s Paradise

Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666 — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:00:02 +0000

Jayda Doesn’t Do Fish

Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666 — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:00:53 +0000

Guess Who’s Coming for Dinner?

Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:00:08 +0000

Jayda’s Ride

Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:32:02 +0000

Time to get back on track.

sasha — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:19:40 +0000

Happy Birthday To Me?

sasha — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:36:55 +0000

My sweet and silly sister Ducky, called me for my birthday. Once again she’s pregnant and she’s still married to Adonis Seal Clubber. It’s so not fair that she married him. I crushed on him like crazy. Oh well, they are such a cute couple. She also mailed me some homemade blankets. I hope I get them soon. She makes the warmest blankets in the entire universe.

How old am I now? I still have no idea what my actual age is. My driver’s license says that I was born on February 15, 1975, but that date out was pulled out of some bureaucratic ass. All I know is that I am an Aquarius, for sure. I wonder if carbon dating works on people.