Upir’s Mark Brings You A Hate On Request From @Shinobicow776

by Dima on March 21, 2011 at 9:49 pm
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Cut In Line Hate

Cut In Line Hate

@Shinobicow776 on Twitter told Velvet Rasputin , “[I] desperately hate people that cut in line at amusement parks when waiting for a ride… grrrr….”  We fucking hate those people too, with extra hate sauce. Unlike real life people with manners, we at Upir’s Mark take care of these rude bastards. So @Shinobicow776, your hateful comic is the first request we grant.  Enjoy!

If any of you people out there on Internet Land have a hate on request, we will grant it for a limited time.  Just leave it in the comments section or tweet Velvet Rasputin at http://twitter.com/velvetrasputin.

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The really old shit is back!

by acemachiavelli on March 11, 2011 at 7:22 am
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Just giving you bitches a heads up!  My old pre-Upir’s Mark blog shit is back online.  Read that shit.  It’s good for you!

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Home Improvement at the UM Blog

by Sasha on February 19, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Posted In: Blogs

This website looked kind of blah, so we decided to give it a makeover.  I called the web designer and she gave it brick siding.  It matches the outside of our apartment building very well, and it’s a lot less distracting than the previous wallpaper.  We also made a few changes on the navigation, and thanked a few people that deserved our eternal gratitude.

We hope you like what we did with the place.

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The minor towers next to the citizen.

by Dima on December 15, 2010 at 5:24 pm
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Ever notice how during holiday shopping, diminutive megalomaniacs seem to press all possible buttons on every damn Christmas carol blaring animatronic toy? Me too. I really don’t like the fact that I can’t do anything about it.

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This was the Russia of my youth.

by Dima on August 20, 2010 at 11:58 am
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The craziest time of my life, and that of Upir’s Mark as well, happened at the fall of the Soviet Union in Irkutsk.  We were young, reckless and too stupid to realize that we weren’t very mature.  Here are some drawings that I saved from that period, along with some stories. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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The Upir’s Mark Tea Bag Special

by backthatelfup on August 19, 2010 at 9:56 pm
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Inspired by an actual Facebook conversation between T. Tarwater and Vas Littlecrow.

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Road to Wellville

by Sasha on July 13, 2009 at 12:00 am
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Twentysomething Douchebag

Twentysomething Douchebag

The shrinks and I had a lot of heated arguments since I last posted here.  We made a compromise. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dima went to ze nuttyhouse.

by Sasha on July 6, 2009 at 12:00 am
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Ooooooooooooooooooookay…

Vampires + conspiracies + tracking-devices + money from secret medical experiments = Certified Lunacy

Please pay no attention to the previous post’s fictional nutbaggery.  None of it is true.  Regardless, I am leaving that post intact.  The emergency room doctors can read it after I am done chewing them out for being incompetent.  It’s bad enough that my handsome and highly functional spouse has been transformed into a drooling and quivering zombie in less than a week.  This shit is the final straw. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Bad Thoughts

by Dima on July 5, 2009 at 11:39 pm
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I am a monster.  I am an upir; a bloodthirsty vampire-type of a creature.  I will never kill again, but I have to live with what I did in the past.  I am not a felon or in prison only because my case(s) did not go to trial in Russia and I received a pardon in the United States for my role in ending a major crime ring. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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The Upir’s Mark 666 Special

by acemachiavelli on June 6, 2006 at 6:06 am
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