5th Anniversary Old School Rasputin Catamite Archive #2 – Welcome to the Puppet Show 1990
on April 13, 2011 at 11:49 amPosted In: Specials
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5th Anniversary Old School Rasputin Catamite Archive
on April 13, 2011 at 11:02 amPosted In: Specials
This is our genesis, it is where it all began! More to come… Co-created by C. Dean and V. Littlecrow W.
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Why do some people even bother to drive?
Lupi and Slaveboy, we feel your pain. Literally.
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Crap Shrimp Hate
The first hate-on comic here is for LaVonne. She had a rather unpleasant experience with Marie Callender’s Shrimp Scampi. I had a similar experience with this den of tiny rubbery shrimp served with mushy linguini and squishy bell peppers served in a soup of slick garlic “butter” sauce. If you like your shrimp small, slippery and with the texture of an Artgum eraser, this is a deliciously sodium-filled addition to your diet. If you’d rather eat crustaceans that are more tender than a truck tire, and bigger than a decimal, skip this frustrating food of fail.
Keep Your Arms In The Car!
Speaking of trucks, Fairpoppet rightly pointed out that people need to keep their damn arms inside their cars. Unless you find severed arms to be a turn-on, you need to listen to your mom on this one. Seriously.
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Skaja Wills Hates One-Sided Friendships, Especially On Her Birthday!
on April 7, 2011 at 12:26 amPosted In: Specials
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Made by request of Crazy Average. Want to request your own hateful comic on the Upir’s Mark blog? It’s free and it’s evil. Let us know!
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Upir’s Mark Brings You A Hate On Request From @Shinobicow776
on March 21, 2011 at 9:49 pmPosted In: Specials
Cut In Line Hate
@Shinobicow776 on Twitter told Velvet Rasputin , “[I] desperately hate people that cut in line at amusement parks when waiting for a ride… grrrr….” We fucking hate those people too, with extra hate sauce. Unlike real life people with manners, we at Upir’s Mark take care of these rude bastards. So @Shinobicow776, your hateful comic is the first request we grant. Enjoy!
If any of you people out there on Internet Land have a hate on request, we will grant it for a limited time. Just leave it in the comments section or tweet Velvet Rasputin at http://twitter.com/velvetrasputin.
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Just giving you bitches a heads up! My old pre-Upir’s Mark blog shit is back online. Read that shit. It’s good for you!
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This website looked kind of blah, so we decided to give it a makeover. I called the web designer and she gave it brick siding. It matches the outside of our apartment building very well, and it’s a lot less distracting than the previous wallpaper. We also made a few changes on the navigation, and thanked a few people that deserved our eternal gratitude.
We hope you like what we did with the place.
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Ever notice how during holiday shopping, diminutive megalomaniacs seem to press all possible buttons on every damn Christmas carol blaring animatronic toy? Me too. I really don’t like the fact that I can’t do anything about it.
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