[ No Comments ]
Posts Tagged ‘family’
47 results.
There are a few boys that are interested in me right now. I’m not sure why. I’m kind of a nerd and I already have a boy who I’m sort of dating. His name is Terrence and he’s from Sierra Leone. He speaks French and he’s quite the Judoka. I love sparring with him. I wish other boys would realize that we are quite tight.
One of my friends earned the title of “jerk boy ex-friend” tonight. We were supposed to just hang out and play video games. He knew that Terrence and I are more or less steady boy and girl pair. I am so furious right now, I cannot stop watching CSPAN.
Sasha-Pa was working his job as a security guard. Master-Pa frenetically prepared himself to DJ at the strip joint down the street, like he usually did on Friday nights. He was running around all over the place getting his goth leather daddy gear together. I wish he would DJ at Ground Zero or the Saloon like a normal denizen of darkness. I don’t understand how Master-Pa does the whole “Behold I’m DJ Lord Dmitri Satan 121-666″ act in front of naked sluts with fake boobs, but has a hissy fit in my skirt goes above the knee. It’s annoying and it’s illogical, but I know that he’s very protective of me.
Anyway, jerk boy and I had hung around before, so my usually paranoid Master-Pa didn’t seem like he was paying much attention. Jerk boy and I were playing were playing GTA IV. He started messing with my hair. I told him to stop being an asshole, and pushed him away. He calmed down for a bit. We heard Master-Pa shut off the shower and swear up a storm in several different languages. Like usual, father was fretting over running late, even though he would probably get to work a half hour early.
Jerk boy and I just kept on playing. Eventually, we heard two doors slams. The commotion paused. I assumed that Master-Pa went to work.
Jerk boy asked presumptuously, “You ready ?”
“Ready to beat your ass in this game?” He didn’t answer me, he just touched my hair. “Don’t mess up my hair.”
He tried to kiss my neck and whined, “C’mon…”
I bashed my control against his head. “You told me that this wasn’t what you meant when you said that you wanted to ‘hook up’.” He reacted by grabbing me and throwing me on my bed. Not a second after that creep attacked me, Master-Pa, kicked the door open.
BUSTED!
Master-Pa, hadn’t finished his shower. He had a hunch that something was wrong, wrapped a towel around his waist and silently waited for something to happen. He pretended to leave in order to catch jerk boy off guard, and succeeded in doing so. Caught in the act, that dork quivered as Master-Pa intimidated the hell out of him. Jerk boy was too scared to move. Dad grabbed him by the shirt and slammed him against the wall. Dad warned him, “DON’T EVER FUCKING TRY TO RAPE MY DAUGHTER AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!” He threw jerk boy to the floor and told me to beat the shit out of him. I did.
“I’m gonna call the cops you crazy fucker,” jerk boy threatened. “They’ll put you in jail for beating a minor.”
I struck back, “I’ll tell the cops that you tried to sexually assault me.”
Dad grabbed him by the shirt again and opened the door, “GO AHEAD YOU LITTLE SHIT! ‘Cause you’re gonna be my bitch when we’re both in prison.” When Master-Pa threw him out. Jerk boy ran away in tears.
I hugged dad and he held me softly. He whispered in Russian, “Do you now understand why I don’t like it when you’re alone with a boy and your door closed? ” I nodded my head, “I don’t mind if you are alone with that special someone when you’re ready to have an intimate relationship. You know where the condoms are. But please, be careful and avoid dangerous situation. A sexual assault perpetrated against a woman is not her fault. However, it never hurts to use good common sense and stay safe. Isn’t that right?” I hugged daddy harder and thanked him. After taking a few minutes to calm down, Master-Pa left for work.
I am very lucky to have Master-Pa and Sasha-Pa. They are the best dads in the world.
Terrence, Lenka and Bobby are coming over tomorrow. I am so glad that at least some of my friends are decent.
[ No Comments ]
