The Upir's Mark Blog

TRANSCRIPT

FRAME ONE

[Dmitri is at an airport standing next to a TSA agent. Dmitri looks maliciously gleeful, is wearing in a AC/DC concert tee shirt and a kilt. The TSA agent looks agitated with clenched fists and a disgusted expression. He is shaking.]

SASHA AS NARRATOR: I am glad that our car and condo are paid off

TSA AGENT: FFUUUU!!! Kilt!

FRAME TWO

[Sasha is standing in the frame alone and is wearing a burka.]

SASHA AS NARRATOR: We don't have any debt to worry about.

DMITRI OFF SCENE: How can you wear a burka?

SASHA: They don't grope or porno scan the Muslim chicks. That's how!

FRAME THREE

[Dmitri and Sasha are seated next to each other inside an airplane. Sasha is lifting up the face veil. They gaze at each other lovingly.]

SASHA AS NARRATOR: Dmitri still gets royalty checks from his new age albums.

FRAME FOUR

[An airplane is flying through a sunny sky with scattered clouds.]

SASHA AS NARRATOR: Things are going to work out. They will.