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In the stripper world, baby wipes are considered to be a very valuable commodity, especially at janky clubs that have no showers. Here’s what baby wipes are used for.

• Wiping feet, naughty bits and other sweaty body parts in between sets. It keeps the dancers feeling fresh and it prevents customers from having to gag at the smell of skanky ho.
• If there’s not a rag and rubbing alcohol available to disinfect the pole between dancers, baby wipes are the best way to avoid a lot of grossness and health related issues.
• They’re good for cleaning up makeup stains, booze and other spills that might otherwise ruin a perfectly good costume.
• Are good for cleaning soles of shoes.

Normally, dancers are happy to share baby wipes. They are usually bought in bulk and someone always has some. In a lot of clubs, the house dancers and the features aren’t allowed to (or simply won’t) fraternize. In even more clubs, dancers are not allowed to leave the club until closing. So, if you have an especially ditzy feature dancer who forgets her baby wipes, the barstaff or DJs are usually stuck with the unenviable task of doing a baby wipe run, depending on how full the club is. Most managers owners feel that this errand is beneath them.

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